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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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