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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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