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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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