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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮
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