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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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