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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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