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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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