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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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