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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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