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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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