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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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