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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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