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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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