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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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