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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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