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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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