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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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