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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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