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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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