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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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