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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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