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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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