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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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