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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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