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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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