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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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