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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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