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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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