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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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