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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃
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