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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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