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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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