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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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