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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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