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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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