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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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