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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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