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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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