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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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