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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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