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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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