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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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