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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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