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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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