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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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