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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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