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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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