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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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