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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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