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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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