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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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