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Pet death

My step-auntie Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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